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For a long time, we didn’t have Showtime in our house. We’ve always had HBO – Jesus, HBO should be fucking required with every cable plan, so you don’t ever miss stuff like The Sopranos or Rome or Deadwood or whatever – but not usually Showtime. So now we have it, but I don’t really watch a lot of TV. Mostly just an hour or so as I’m falling asleep late at night, plus my regularly scheduled shows like Mad Men and True Blood.

Anyway, I’ve been reading a lot about how great this show Dexter is. It’s on Showtime. I’d watched bits of past seasons and read about it but not really had a lot of interest in it. As much as I like the star, whose work on Six Feet Under was terrific, I just couldn’t fit Dexter into my viewing schedule, such as it is. Then a lot of people started talking about how amazing this past season (the show’s fourth) was, and how Dexter was getting back to what it had made it so great in the first place.

OK, so, long story even longer, I have been watching Season 4 of Dexter on my On Demand service (and OMG I love FiOS just for this feature alone – ON DEMAND IS A GIFT FROM GOD FOR THOSE OF US WHO ARE TOO CHEAP OR LUDDITE TO BUY A TIVO). And wow…it’s good. I just watched episode six today, so I have six left to go, and I’m really looking forward to them. Quick impressions:

- The opening credits sequence was entertainingly ironic the first time, but now it’s too damn long (or my attention span is too short) and obvious. I have been fast forwarding through it.

- Julie Benz, who plays Dexter’s wife Rita on the show, was probably best known before this for playing Darla on “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” and “Angel.” I’d always read that even though she played a perfectly evil character (for the most part) on those shows, Julie Benz is one of the sweetest, kindest people working in show business. What I like about her work on Dexter is that this side of her really comes out. She IS sweet. Sometimes too sweet, but whatever. Of course in the most recent episodes she’s also a bit of a pain in the ass. However, having read spoilers about how the season ends, I think I know why they’ve started writing her this way at this point in the arc.

- The actress who plays Dexter’s sister is really good, but holy moley she’s so skinny! Chick looks like a spoon. I like her character though; her potty mouth always cracks me up. Why the hell would she ditch her hot new boyfriend to go back to that crinkly old FBI guy though? I didn’t buy that.

- I’m constantly struck, and a little disturbed, by how skillfully this show gets us, the audience, to root for a serial killer. A methodical, cold, calculating killer. OK sure, he only kills bad guys (and girls) – at least most of the time (oops!). But that doesn’t make it any more acceptable. Especially in light of the fact that he works for the police, and could conceivably help bring people to justice without resorting to the freelance death penalty stuff. Creepy.

I’m thinking I should be done with the season by the end of the weekend. So, happy stabby New Year!

I just said to my co-worker the other day, “I blog, yeah. I blog all the time!” So of course I ended up not blogging for over a week. Doh! Why?

- Work has been kicking my ass. I’m on a tight schedule trying to finish running about 500 test cases and my project manager keeps asking me if I think I’ll be done early. EARLY!

- I haven’t been feeling so good with the weird weather patterns here. My sinuses are just killing me. Also, nosebleed every morning = total drag.

- The few things I have felt passionate enough about to actually maybe turn into a blog post are just too controversial. I have kind of learned the hard way that it’s best for me NOT to blog about politics and stuff like that. I just shouldn’t go there. Ever. (Of course, I probably will again, at some point. Just not now.)

Anyway, Friday I actually stayed home sick. OMG I felt like hell! While I was at home, completely out of it, I watched a few things on TV.

Role Models (2008): surprisingly funny. I like Paul Rudd in snarky mode. Also has Jane Lynch, so what’s not to like? It was juvenile and preposterous, sure, but still pretty good. The whole plot about the kid who’s into the LARP game was especially funny to me, because last year I watched that documentary Darkon, so I know that these people really exist and really are that hilariously intense!

Paranoid Park (2007): haunting. Gus Van Sant really knows how to fuck with your head, you know? Reminded me a little bit of Brick because of the setting, but it’s much more realistic and, ultimately, depressing.

Zombiemania (2008): a documentary about the zombie sub-genre of horror films, featuring interviews with George Romero, Tom Savini, Max Brooks, Boyd Banks, and others. Not bad, really. I was a little disappointed that they didn’t address the European zombie films (Fulci, etc.) at all. Maybe they couldn’t get clearances. But in any case, it was somewhat entertaining (especially the Max Brooks stuff) and it’s always nice to hear everyone involved in zombie films give so much credit to Romero (especially since he hasn’t made nearly the money he should have off the genre he basically invented).

I think I watched more stuff, but I was really out of it and I don’t remember now.

Before I sign off and head up to do even more laundry on a lovely Sunday afternoon, let me just say a few things about Project Runway. There’s a lot of talk about this season being somehow “boring” or less exciting than the previous seasons. I don’t necessarily buy that. I think people WANT to believe that just because the show is on Lifetime now, and not Bravo. Whatever. I do think it’s a problem that the judging has been so inconsistent, and has led to some really ridiculous things happening, like Epperson and Ra’mon getting sent home while useless hacks like Logan, Christopher, and Nicolas hang in there for so long (bye bye, Nicolas!). The show worked better for everyone when it was Heidi-Michael-Nina plus a guest judge every week.

As far as a favorite, right now I don’t have one. But I’ll tell you this: if Irina gets to go to the final four or whatever, I will be PISSED. Because she is SUCH A CLASSLESS TOAD. Have you ever heard anyone shit talk so much about so many people, with (apparently) no consequences? She never, ever has anything nice to say about anyone else, and it just shows a lack of tact, class, and maturity. It’s one thing to be confident in your own work, nothing wrong with that. But it’s really lame to do nothing but criticize everyone else’s. I wonder, can she really be that clueless? Or are they only showing us her interview clips that criticize – maybe the producers have set her up to be the wicket witch of the season? Whatever – if that’s the case, she’s certainly given them plenty of material to work with!

And, to finish, let me just say: whatever. Because I noticed I’ve used that word a lot today and I think a few more would help. WHATEVER.

A partial list of things that other people seem to think are awesome…and I don’t:

- Tenacious D. Meh. I like Jack Black, and I think they’re funny and clever, but they’re not all that. I don’t get why people practically worship them.

- Lost. I used to be kind of obsessed, but by the middle of the second season I “lost” interest. Ha ha! Lost joke. Get it?

- The Shield, The Wire, and 24. Never watched any of them. Not a single episode. Thinking about going back and watching The Wire, because I know what kind of quality HBO shows are capable of. But the other two? Nah.

- Gossip Girl. This must be targeted at people younger than me, because I have zero interest.

- Football. Ugh, please. Wake me up when the damn season is finished. I used to like it OK but I’m just over it.

- Survivor, The Amazing Race, Top Chef, etc. Really the only “reality” show I have any use for is Project Runway, and that’s 99% because of Tim Gunn. Without Tim, you can’t “make it work.” Ha!

- I just can’t get into Dollhouse. I know I’m supposed to love it because it’s Joss Whedon, and I watched the whole last season and I really tried, but dang. I don’t like it. It’s kind of boring and I can’t bring myself to give a damn about any of the characters at all. Here’s how much I can’t get into it: everyone said the un-aired first-season finale, “Epitaph One,” was just amazing and a must-see. So I ordered it from iTunes and I watched it. And even though I love Felicia Day, I thought “Epitaph One” was pretty meh. Watching it, I was like, “Um…what’s the big deal here?” So my real confession with regard to Dollhouse is this: if it gets canceled, I don’t really care; and if it doesn’t get canceled, I don’t really care. Because I won’t be watching it either way. Though I sort of, in a way, wish it WOULD get canceled because then maybe Joss would move on to something better. (Note please that I do feel very badly about the fact that I don’t like Dollhouse.)

- A show I can get into lately: Sons of Anarchy. Really, really good. I watched a bit of it last season, and then when it came back this season I really started getting into it more. Now I’m adding it to my calendar every week, right up there with Project Runway and Mad Men. Nice going, FX!

- I still love Coldplay. I don’t care if this makes me un-cool.

- I still hate The White Stripes. I don’t care if this makes me un-cool.

- I know that I should love Radiohead, but I haven’t listened to enough of their stuff to form an opinion. In fact, I don’t believe I own anything by Radiohead at all. I guess I should address this problem via iTunes or possibly the Amazon MP3 Store.

- I love Ewan McGregor. Does anyone know how tall he is?

- Went for my facial today, but ended up not having a facial or peel. Instead, I had a long consultation (free!) and got recommendations for both skincare and some dietary supplements. The short version: peeling and flaking is most likely due to the retin-a, so I’m going to discontinue it for a while. Simplifying my routine in general, trying a new night cream, and going to start taking some probiotics and enzymes. Then I’ll probably go back in a few months and have a salicylic acid peel.

- I think I’m coming down with something, which is a real drag, but maybe I’m just tired. Fell asleep on the couch tonight while Bean was watching “Dora” and didn’t wake up until the end of “Backyardigans.” Not a bad coping strategy for pre-school TV, actually!

- This weekend I’m definitely going to blog about the artwork I finally put up in the master bedroom, as well as the wall decals I used in Bean’s room.

- New True Blood on Sunday night! Yay! The only things I’m actively watching on TV right now are True Blood and Hung on HBO, and Nurse Jackie on Showtime. True Blood is purely trashy fun; I’ve blogged about my love for Nurse Jackie before; but Hung is a new revelation. Like NJ, it’s only a half hour, but there’s a lot of entertainment packed into those 30 minutes (insert your own big penis joke here). Thomas Jane is great. Check it out!

- And finally, new Harry Potter movie! Wanna see it! But don’t know when I can! Bummer.